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FDA Beer Warnings

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1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering, when you are not.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.



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4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4am.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named BO.

12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

15. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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