Comments Teachers Wish They Could Leave on Some Report Cards But Can't

classic Classic list List threaded Threaded
1 message Options
Savings for You! Savings for You!
Reply | Threaded
Open this post in threaded view
|

Comments Teachers Wish They Could Leave on Some Report Cards But Can't

Stupid Kids Crossing Sign 

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.



3. It is impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.



4. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

5. The student has a ‘full six-pack’ but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

6. This child has been working with glue too much.

7. When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.



8. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.

9. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

10. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Check out Savings for You! Your online shopping coupon code & deal source!

Sign up at Karmaloop.com now!Use Rep Code SAVE4YOU for every order for 20% off first order, 10% every order after that....FOREVER, or stack with another coupon cope for an additional 1% off that offer!Keep Rep Code SAVE4YOU handy for every Karmaloop order - and don't be greedy! ...

get your own website free