Bob and the Blonde

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Bob and the Blonde

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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.


The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering
the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to
jump.


The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"


Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."


The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."


Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy
on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to
his death.


The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20
to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."


Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on
the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."


Bob took the money...