(Awesome Joke) New Virus - Highly Contageous - DO NOT TOUCH THIS! Important message from the CDC
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious,
potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any
means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the
antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
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